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[dooralwaysopen.livejournal.com]

Councilor's Name: Councilor Ridcully

Bill to Propose: Build a "health bar"
Additional Notes: Far be it from me to use my authority to force people to excercise. Instead, I would like to organize the construction of a specialized cafeteria. A "health bar", if you will. This would only be available to Confuto Ordinatio employees who have logged the required number of physical training hours, and would stock a superior selection of food and beverages. Perhaps five hours a week as the absolute minimum. I think this small incentive to improve the overall health of this fine organization, while perhaps not STRICTLY necessary, could only benefit us.

EDITS
- Food provided at this facility would be available for free, as a compensation for those working at CO, much like the food in the cafeteria.
- Food provided at this facility would be of a similar type as the food offered in the cafeteria, but made by a better cooking staff, with higher quality ingredients, and in smaller amounts (as this cafeteria would be serving a smaller crowd.)
- [Included herein is a menu of all the food AND DRINK Ridcully would suggest be served here. None of it is really what you'd think of as "health food", but it all looks reasonably tasty.]
- To shut up put certain councilors at ease, I shall oversee the construction myself to make sure no rabid wolves or other dangers are released into the cafeteria.

Comments

[dooralwaysopen.livejournal.com]

Might I remind you that WE are the people who will be implementing this? If anyone is going to be misinterpreting these instructions, it's US. We are the voice of the council!

[yakuza-otaku.livejournal.com]

... I'm not sure you know how things work here entirely... n-no offense or anything, but...

Um... for example...

There was this one bill that was passed before where they were constructing new apartments for the agents because people were being crowded three to a room. But it ended up that only the rooms were being made and they didn't include beds and stuff... and then all sorts of followups and weird stuff happened... it was all a big mess.

You have to be specific on your bills to avoid this kind of stuff, unless you're saying that us councilors are going to be the ones actually making the bar and taking care of all the work getting it set up...

[dooralwaysopen.livejournal.com]

If that's the case, we should fire the construction crew for incomptenance!

[yakuza-otaku.livejournal.com]

... to be fair, the construction crew isn't responsible for delivering furniture and stuff. That'd be the job of the furniture warehouse people, or something like that.

[dooralwaysopen.livejournal.com]

By the gods, just what kind of organization IS this place? All I want is a nice cafeteria for people who are willing to take the time to take care of their bodies. If you want me to, I'll draw up a damn schematic for you.

[yakuza-otaku.livejournal.com]

... like I said, you have to be specific, or they'll just leave out stuff that should seem like it goes without saying...

[dooralwaysopen.livejournal.com]

[Later]

I hope this menu will meet your exacting standards.

[yakuza-otaku.livejournal.com]

You still haven't included that drinks would be free, too, unless you're saying they shouldn't be.

... and don't make it sound like they're my standards. If it was up to me, the way you had it worded earlier would be fine, but I'm trying to help you so the bill doesn't get processed in a weird way.

[dooralwaysopen.livejournal.com]

If you really think they are THAT bound and determined to misinterpret my bill, then there's nothing we can do to stop them. They'll just say "Well you didn't tell is NOT to fill it with rabid wolves."

[yakuza-otaku.livejournal.com]

... d-don't give them ideas.

[dooralwaysopen.livejournal.com]

I have made a final edit. I declare discussion closed and voting open.